Cinderella is a past-her-prime trophy wife, Red Ridinghood lurks outside bars waiting for the wolf, and Snow White wants to kill her kids. Your favorite fairytale princesses are clearly beyond their "happily ever after," which path do they take from here?
Added by Upcoming Robot on August 13, 2012
I just love how TurkeyBot is trying to gain all this asswipe notoriety by commenting on corporate Web sites like Yahoo! Upcoming about people he doesn't know claiming they disingenuously, in service of the man, enjoy hip coffee shops. Keep it real TB.
you know it!

TurkeyBot is hot.
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I just love how Timbuk2 is trying to gain all this street cred by using free sites like upcoming, sponsoring artists and holding events at hip co-ops like Ritual when everyone knows they're corporate, globalized and use PR firms.